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Philip Crosby, Reflections on Quality
Very few of the great leaders ever get through their careers without failing, sometimes dramatically.
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Jacques Prvert
Let us be grateful to people who make us happy they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
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Bill Gates, Business @ The Speed of Thought
Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.
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Thomas Savage
Cosmic upheaval is not so moving as a little child pondering the death of a sparrow in the corner of a barn.
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Anon.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
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Alice Walker, Living by the Word, 1988
The animals of the planet are in desperate peril... Without free animal life I believe we will lose the spiritual equivalent of oxygen.
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Sara Teasdale
I make the most of all that comes, And the least of all that goes.
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Leoardo da Vinci
While I thought that I was learning how to live, I have been learning how to die.
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Ashely Montagu
The natural superiority of women is a biological fact, and a socially acknowledged reality.
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Pierre Gallois
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.
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Henry Louis Mencken
Love is the triump of imagination over intelligence.
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Charles F. Kettering
Keep on going and the chances are you will stumble on something, perhaps when you are least expecting it. I have never heard of anyone stumbling on something sitting down.
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