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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Random Short Quotations - 28

Philip Crosby, Reflections on Quality

Very few of the great leaders ever get through their careers without failing, sometimes dramatically.


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Jacques Prvert

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.


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Bill Gates, Business @ The Speed of Thought

Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.


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Thomas Savage

Cosmic upheaval is not so moving as a little child pondering the death of a sparrow in the corner of a barn.


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Anon.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.


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Alice Walker, Living by the Word, 1988

The animals of the planet are in desperate peril... Without free animal life I believe we will lose the spiritual equivalent of oxygen.


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Sara Teasdale

I make the most of all that comes, And the least of all that goes.


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Leoardo da Vinci

While I thought that I was learning how to live, I have been learning how to die.


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Ashely Montagu

The natural superiority of women is a biological fact, and a socially acknowledged reality.


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Pierre Gallois

If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.


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Henry Louis Mencken

Love is the triump of imagination over intelligence.


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Charles F. Kettering

Keep on going and the chances are you will stumble on something, perhaps when you are least expecting it. I have never heard of anyone stumbling on something sitting down.



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