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Walter Bagehot
One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea.
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Mark Twain
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Kahlil Gibran
To understand the heart and mind of a person, look not at what he has already achieved, but at what he aspires to do.
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H.L. Mencken
All successful newspapers are ceaselessly querulous and bellicose. They never defend anyone or anything if they can help it if the job is forced on them, they tackle it by denouncing someone or something else.
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Franklin D. Roosevelt
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward.
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African Proverb
It takes a village to raise a child.
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H. G. Wells
Fools make researches and wise men exploit them.
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Plato, The Republic
Everything that deceives may be said to enchant.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Love and desire are the spirit's wings to great deeds.
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Jonathan Swift
It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have been designed by Providence as an evil to mankind.
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Francois Fenelon
If the riches of the Indies, or the crowns of all the kingdom of Europe, were laid at my feet in exchange for my love of reading, I would spurn them all.
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Charles Churchill
The surest road to health, say what they will, Is never to suppose we shall be ill - Most of those evils we poor mortals know, From doctors and imagination flow.
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