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Margaret Cho
If we have the opportunity to be generous with our hearts, ourselves, we have no idea of the depth and breadth of love's reach.
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H.L. Mencken
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.
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George Smith Patton, Jr.
Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.
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Jefferson Davis
Never be haughty to the humble; never be humble to the haughty.
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Elizabeth Kubler-Ross
Learn to get in touch with silence within yourself, And know that everything in this life has purpose. There are no mistakes, No coincidences, All events are blessings given to us to learn from.
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G.K. Chesterton
Psychoanalysis is confession without absolution.
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Sigmund Freud
Anatomy is destiny.
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Dr. Dale E. Turner
Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born.
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Owen Gleiberman
Harrison Ford as the President of the United States in Air Force One is such a perfect piece of casting that it's once a fantasy and a joke The joke is how perfect the fantasy is.
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T. S. Eliot
The last temptation is the greatest treason to do the right deed for the wrong reason.
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Albert Einstein
If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
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Phil Jackson
Winning is important to me, but what brings me real joy is the experience of being fully engaged in whatever I'm doing.
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