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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Random Short Quotations - 108

Lee Iacocca

Management is nothing more than motivating other people.


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William Shakespeare

O, my offence is rank, it smells to heaven It hath the primal eldest curse upon 't, A brother's murder.


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Barbara Tuchman

Every successful revolution puts on in time the robes of the tyrant it has deposed.


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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is when we treat him as if he already were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.


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John Berger

Ours is the century of enforced travel of disappearances. The century of people helplessly seeing others, who were close to them, disappear over the horizon.


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Real Live Preacher, RealLivePreacher.com Weblog, December 16, 2002

Fidelity to commitment in the face of doubts and fears is a very spiritual thing.


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John Ryman

I don't believe anything. I only know some things to a greater degree of certainty than others. - from When Galaxies Collide


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Keven Kwaku

Information Superhighway is really an acronym for 'Interactive Network For Organizing, Retrieving, Manipulating, Accessing And Transferring Information On National Systems, Unleashing Practically Every Rebellious Human Intelligence, Gratifying Hackers, Wiseacres, And Yahoos'.


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Ausonius

Truth is the mother of hatred.


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German proverb

Where there are no swamps there are no frogs.


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J. Martin Kohe

The greatest power that a person possesses is the power to choose.


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George Washington Carver

Anything will give up its secrets if you love it enough. Not only have I found that when I talk to the little flower or to the little peanut they will give up their secrets, but I have found that when I silently commune with people they give up their secrets also - if you love them enough.



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