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Andrew Carnegie
No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it.
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Simon Pokagon
Shall not one line lament our forest race, Struck out for you from wild creation's face Freedom-the selfsame freedom you adore-Bade us defend our violated shore.
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Sophocles
Men of ill judgment oft ignore the good That lies within their hands, till they have lost it.
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Norman Vincent Peale
It's always too early to quit.
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Gaius Petronius
What power has law where only money rules.
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Henry Ford
I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
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Bill McKenney, Speech to the Harvard Antimony Society, August 15, 2005
During these times, when crazy people are running the government, all you can do is laugh.
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John Lancaster Spalding
The highest courage is to dare to appear to be what one is.
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Francis Bacon
Some books are to be tasted, others swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested.
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Howard Aiken
Time has a wonderful way of weeding out the trivial.
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Martin Luther King Jr., The Christmas Sermon On Peace in on Dec 24, 1967
Wisdom born of experience should tell us that war is obsolete. There may have been a time when war served as a negative good by preventing the spread and growth of an evil force... If we assume that life is worth living, if we assume that mankind has the right to survive, then we must find an alternative to war.
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Confucius
Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages. Desire to have things done quickly prevents their being done thoroughly. Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished.
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