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Funniest Random Short Quotations - 79
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C. P. Snow
When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion.
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Danish proverb
Tomorrow is the busiest day of the year.
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La Rochefoucauld
Hope and fear are inseparable. There is no hope without fear, nor any fear without hope.
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George Bernard Shaw
If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience.
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C. S. Lewis
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... it has no survival value; rather is one of those things that give value to survival.
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Christina G. Rossetti
Silence is more musical than any song.
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Dwight David Eisenhower
Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.
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Swingers
Trent I'm telling you baby, you always double down on 11.
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Isaac Asimov
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.
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Oprah Winfrey, O Magazine February 2001 issue
Failure is defined by our reaction to it.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr., Jr.
It is now the moment when by common consent we pause to become conscious of our national life and to rejoice in it, to recall what our country has done for each of us, and to ask ourselves what we can do for our country in return.
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Richard Feynman
You can know the name of a bird in all the languages of the world, but when you're finished, you'll know absolutely nothing whatever about the bird... So let's look at the bird and see what it's doing -- that's what counts. I learned very early the difference between knowing the name of something and knowing something.
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