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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Random Short Quotations - 63

Cicero

Endless money forms the sinews of war.


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Pablo Picasso

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.


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Emily Dickenson

Hope is the thing with feathers that perches in the soul and sings the tune without the words and never stops at all.


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Joseph Heller, Catch-22

I intend to live forever or die trying.


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Henry David Thoreau, Journal, July 25, 1839

There is no remedy for love but to love more.


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Laurence J. Peter

Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean.


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George Santayana

It is a revenge the devil sometimes takes upon the virtuous, that he entraps them by the force of the very passion they have suppressed and think themselves superior to.


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Daniel Webster

Educate your children to self-control, to the habit of holding passion and prejudice and evil tendencies to an upright and reasoning will, and you have done much to abolish misery from their future lives and crimes to society.


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Giacomo Leopardi

Real misanthropes are not found in solitude, but in the real world since it is experience of life, and not philosophy, which produces real hatred of mankind.


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Michael Wilding

You can pick out actors by the glazed look that comes into their eyes when the conversation wanders away from themselves.


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Latin Proverb

It is honourable to be accused by those who deserve to be accused.


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Frank W. Woolworth

Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of them become real as you can.



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