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Cicero
Endless money forms the sinews of war.
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Pablo Picasso
Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.
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Emily Dickenson
Hope is the thing with feathers that perches in the soul and sings the tune without the words and never stops at all.
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Joseph Heller, Catch-22
I intend to live forever or die trying.
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Henry David Thoreau, Journal, July 25, 1839
There is no remedy for love but to love more.
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Laurence J. Peter
Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean.
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George Santayana
It is a revenge the devil sometimes takes upon the virtuous, that he entraps them by the force of the very passion they have suppressed and think themselves superior to.
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Daniel Webster
Educate your children to self-control, to the habit of holding passion and prejudice and evil tendencies to an upright and reasoning will, and you have done much to abolish misery from their future lives and crimes to society.
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Giacomo Leopardi
Real misanthropes are not found in solitude, but in the real world since it is experience of life, and not philosophy, which produces real hatred of mankind.
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Michael Wilding
You can pick out actors by the glazed look that comes into their eyes when the conversation wanders away from themselves.
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Latin Proverb
It is honourable to be accused by those who deserve to be accused.
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Frank W. Woolworth
Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of them become real as you can.
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