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Mark Twain, in Christian Science
The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.
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Andre Gide
Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
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Henry David Thoreau, Walden, Chapter 1: Economy
The finest qualities of our nature, like the bloom on fruits, can be preserved only by the most delicate handling. Yet we do not treat ourselves nor one another thus tenderly.
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Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to J. M. Cutts, October 26, 1863
Quarrel not at all. No man resolved to make the most of himself can spare time for personal contention.
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Shelby Harthcock
Loving someone is easy but losing someone is hard.
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Poetry the best words in the best order.
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Lucretius
Pleasant it is, when over a great sea the winds trouble the waters, to gaze from shore upon another's great tribulation not because any man's troubles are a delectable joy, but because to perceive you are free of them yourself is pleasant.
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Martina Navratilova
The moment of victory is much too short to live for that and nothing else.
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Ben Shahn
I believe that if it were left to artists to choose their own labels, most would choose none.
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Robert Burns, Poem "To a Louse" - verse 8
O would some power the giftie gie us to see ourselves as others see us. (O would some power the gift to give us to see ourselves as others see us.)
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Aldous Huxley
Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted.
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Martin Luther King
True compassion is more than flinging a coin to a beggar; it is not haphazard and superficial. It comes to see that an edifice that produces beggars needs restructuring.
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