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Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Grown ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them.
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Anon.
An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less, until eventually he knows everything about nothing.
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Frank Sinatra
I can honestly say to you, slaves of the press, that if I had as many love affairs as you have given me credit for, I would now be speaking to you from a jar at the Harvard Medical School.
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Will Durant
Those who have suffered much become very bitter or very gentle.
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Fran Lebowitz
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
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Rita Rudner
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
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Cato the Elder
Anger so clouds the mind, that it cannot perceive the truth.
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Unknown
There is only one success- to be able to spend your life in your own way.
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Cathy Guisewite
Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups.
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Pearl Bailey
A man without ambition is dead. A man with ambition but no love is dead. A man with ambition and love for his blessings here on earth is ever so alive. Having been alive, it won't be so hard in the end to lie down and rest.
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George Washington
Labor to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire, called conscience.
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Robert X. Cringely, InfoWorld
If the automobile had followed the same development cyclee as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
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