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Silly Random Short Quotations - 62
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Japanese Proverb
Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law.
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Lady Astor and William Churchill
If you were my husband, i would feed you poison. If you were my wife, madam, i would take it!
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Golda Meir
We have always said that in our war with the Arabs we had a secret weapon-no alternative.
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Steven Runciman
I believe that the supreme duty of the historian is to write history, that is to say, to attempt to record in one sweeping sequence the greater events and movements that have swayed the destiny of man.
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Pierre Charron
He who receives a benefit should never forget it he who bestow should never remember it.
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John Milton, Dr. Faustus
The mind is its own place and in itself can make a heaven of Hell and a hell of Heaven
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Henry Adams
There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.
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Jack Paar
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.
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G. K. Chesterton
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
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Socrates
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
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New Hampshire State Motto
Live free or die.
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Max R. Hickerson
A man is not what he thinks he is, but what he thinks, he is.
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