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Rosalynn Carter
You must accept that you might fail then, if you do your best and still don't win, at least you can be satisfied that you've tried. If you don't accept failure as a possibility, you don't set high goals, and you don't branch out, you don't try-you don't take the risk.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
No man ever became wise by chance.
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W. H. Auden
No opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are feeling sensible.
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Ilya Ehrenburg
There is nothing more wonderful than freedom of speech.
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Lao-tzu, The Way of Lao-tzu
He who loves the world as his body may be entrusted with the empire.
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Arnold Bennett
Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Character is higher than intellect... A great soul will be strong to live, as well as to think.
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Redd Foxx
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
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Frank Moore Colby
Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
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Nancy Astor
I married beneath me - all women do.
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Herr Lipp
The absence of love is the most abject pain.
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William Shakespeare, "Timon of Athens", Act 4 scene 2
We have seen better days.
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