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Baslo
Half of the world's misery comes from ignorance. The other half comes from intelligence.
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Amos Bronson Alcott
The true teacher defends his pupils against his own personal influence.
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Samuel Goldwyn
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
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Elaine Agather
The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it.
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Charles H. Duell
Everything that can be invented, has been invented.
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Pablo Picasso
Art is a lie that makes us realize truth.
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Terry Josephson
I am not God, but I am my creator.
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J. Petit-Senn
Where talent is a dwarf, self-esteem is a giant.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Whatever is to make us better and happy, God has placed either openly before us or close to us.
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Stephen Stills
There are three things men can do with women love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.
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R. Brokhoff
The Holy Spirit makes a man a Christian, and if he is a Christian through the work of the Holy Spirit, that same Spirit draws him to other Christians in the church. An individual Christian is not Christian at all.
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Anonymous
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up.
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