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Albert Schweitzer
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
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J. Robert Oppenheimer
The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist knows it.
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William Shakespeare
While thou livest keep a good tongue in thy head.
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Max L. Forman
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
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George Moore
Remorse: beholding heaven and feeling hell.
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Vincent Van Gogh
One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever come to sit by it. Passersby see only a wisp of smoke from the chimney and continue on the way.
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Henry David Thoreau
The cost of a thing is the amount of what I call life which is required to be exchanged for it, immediately or in the long run.
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C. D. Jackson
Great ideas need landing gear as well as wings.
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John Rechy
You can rot here without feeling it.
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Victor Hugo
Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
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Unknown
Excellence is the result of caring more than others think is wise risking more than others think is safe dreaming more than others think is practical and expecting more than others think is possible.
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Mother Theresa
If you do good, people may accuse you of selfish motives. Do good anyway.
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