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Humour Random Quotations - 114
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Hesiod
Observe due measure, for right timing is in all things the most important factor.
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Alfred du Masset
Great artists have no country.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
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Charles De Gaulle
When I want to know what France thinks, I ask myself.
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Aesop
I am sure the grapes are sour.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Worship the potato The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what else is more deserving of worship It's simple, it comes from the earth, and it can kill you if you disobey it.
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Jacob Bronowski, 1976
The most wonderful discovery made by scientists is science itself.
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Albert Camus
The truth, as the light, makes blind.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one 'swollen' shoe, for when you get bit by a rattlesnake.
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Unknown
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
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Clare Ansberry, The Women of Troy Hill
Gardens and flowers have a way of bringing people together, drawing them from their homes.
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Unknown
If it weren't for the last minute, a lot of things wouldn't get done.
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