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Elbert Hubbard
The idea that is not dangerous is not worthy of being called an idea at all.
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Napoleon Bonaparte
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
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William Hazlitt
To impress the idea of power on others, they must be made in some way to feel it.
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Poetry is certainly something more than good sense, but it must be good sense at all events just as a palace is more than a house, but it must be a house, at least.
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Lisa Alther
To see what is right, and not to do it, is want of courage or of principle.
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Chinese Proverb
If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
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Samuel Butler
It has beeen said that the love of money is the root of all evil. The want of money is so quite as truly.
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William Blake
He's a Blockhead who wants a proof of what he Can't Percieve And he's a Fool who tries to make such a Blockhead believe.
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Chinese
The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with failure.
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Charles W. Chesnutt
There's time enough, but none to spare.
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Spanish Proverb
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.
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Confucius, The Confucian Analects
The cautious seldom err.
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