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Charles E. Jefferson
Gratitude is born in hearts that take time to count up past mercies.
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William Shakespeare
Beware the ides of March.
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Oscar Wilde
There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope.
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Benjamin Franklin
We must all hang together, or most assuredly we shall all hang separately.
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Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there.
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John Churton Collins
In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.
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Victor Borge
I only know two pieces one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
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Ken Olsen, CEO DEC 1977
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home.
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Benjamin Franklin
Sloth makes all things difficult, but industry, all things easy. He that rises late must trot all day, and shall scarce overtake his business at night, while laziness travels so slowly that poverty soon overtakes him.
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Abraham Lincoln
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
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Joseph Addison
Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass.
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Hasidic Saying
Everyone should carefully observe which way his heart draws him, and then choose that way with all his strength.
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