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Silly Random Short Quotations - 42
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H.L. Mencken
It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
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Thomas Fuller
Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
There are some people, you know, they think the way to be a big man is to shout and stomp and raise hell-and then nothing ever really happens. I'm not like that ... I never shoot blanks.
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A.A. Milne
No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human nature.
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George Gordon Byron
Tis pleasant, sure, to see one's name in print. A book's a book, although there's nothing in 't.
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Samual Rutherford
Live on Christ's love while ye are here, and all the way.
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John Blake
The world tolerates conceit from those who are successful, but not from anybody else.
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Chief Seattle
When the Earth is sick, the animals will begin to disappear, when that happens, The Warriors of the Rainbow will come to save them.
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Albert Einstein
The ideals which have lighted my way, and time after time have given me new courage to face life cheerfully, have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. The trite subjects of human efforts, possessions, outward success, luxury have always seemed to me contemptible.
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Gene Oliver
My past is my wisdom to use today. . . my future is my wisdom yet to experience. Be in the present because that is where life resides.
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Jenny Craig
It's not what you do once in a while, it's what you do day in and day out that makes the difference.
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George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman (1903) "Maxims for Revolutionists"
Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.
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