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Dianne Hales
Put duties aside at least an hour before bed and perform soothing, quiet activities that will help you relax.
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Adlai Ewing Stevenson
When an American says that he loves his country, he ... means that he loves an inner air, an inner light in which freedom lives and in which a man can draw the breath of self-respect.
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Irish Blessing
May your home always be too small to hold all of your friends.
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Jiddu Krishnamurti
Real learning comes about when the competitive spirit has ceased.
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Les Claypool
Oh, welcome to this world of fools, of pink champagne and swimming pools, where all you have to lose is your virginity. Perhaps you'll have some fun tonight, just stick around and take a bite, of life. We don't need feebleness in this proximity.
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Mark Twain
I cannot call to mind a single instance where I have ever been irreverent, except toward the things which were sacred to other people.
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Sarah N. Cleghorn
The unfit die -- the fit both live and thrive. Alas, who say so They who do survive.
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Vernon Cooper
These days people seek knowledge, not wisdom. Knowledge is of the past, wisdom is of the future.
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Robert F. Bennett
A desire to be in charge of our own lives, a need for control, is born in each of us. It is essential to our mental health, and our success, that we take control.
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Theodor Seuss Geisel
Today is your day Your mountain is waiting. So... get on your way.
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Erich Fromm
The most beautiful as well as the most ugly inclinations of man are not part of a fixed biologically given human nature, but result from the social process which creates man.
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Marvin Minksy
Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be the end of everything we know.
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