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Funny Random Short Quotations - 91
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Gloria Steinem
Most American children suffer too much mother and too little father.
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Tallulah Bankhead
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
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George Bernard Shaw
First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
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Laurie Anderson
Books are the way the dead talk to the living.
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Maurice Masterlinck
An act of goodness is of itself an act of happiness. No reward coming after the event can compare with the sweet reward that went with it.
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Henry Kissinger
Nixon had three goals to win by the biggest electoral landslide in history to be remembered as a peacemaker and to be accepted by the 'Establishment' as an equal. He achieved all these objectives at the end of 1972 and the beginning of 1973. And he lost them all two months later-partly because he turned a dream into an obsession.
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Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller
A merely fallen enemy may rise again, but the reconciled one is truly vanquished.
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Jose Raul Bernardo, Silent Wing (Simon & Schuster, 1998)
When honor and truth are at odds, let truth prevail.
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Niccolo Machiavelli
Whoever desires to found a state and give it laws, must start with assuming that all men are bad and ever ready to display their vicious nature, whenever they may find occasion for it.
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Niccolo Machiavelli
War connot be avoided; it can only be postponed to the others advantage.
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Erik Weihenmayer, Blind Rock Climber
People get trapped into thinking about just one way of doing things.
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Leo Tolstoy
Truth, like gold, is to be obtained not by its growth, but by washing away from it all that is not gold.
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