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Pearl Buck
A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love.
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Hypocrisy is the homage which vice pays to virtue.
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Samuel Johnson, Lives of the Poets
What we hope ever to do with ease we may learn first to do with diligence.
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Dr. Dale E. Turner
It is the highest form of self-respect to admit our errors and mistakes and make amends for them. To make a mistake is only an error in judgment, but to adhere to it when it is discovered shows infirmity of character.
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Protagoras
Man is the measure of all things.
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R. Buckminster Fuller, Interview, April 30, 1978
Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed, but nature does not depend on us. We are not the only experiment.
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Sophocles, Oedipus Rex
Time eases all things.
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Confucius
The perfecting of one's self is the fundamental base of all progress and all moral development.
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Sir Arthur Eddington, Stars and Atoms (1928), Lecture 1
I ask you to look both ways. For the road to a knowledge of the stars leads through the atom; and important knowledge of the atom has been reached through the stars.
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Amy Vanderbilt
Do not smoke without asking permission or sit so near (as in a train) that the smoke might annoy.
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Oscar Wilde
Divorces are made in heaven.
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Author Unknown
People are changed, not by coercion or intimidation, but by example.
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