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Zeuxis
Criticism comes easier than craftsmanship.
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W. Somerset Maugham
Follow your inclinations with due regard to the policeman round the corner.
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Camille Paglia
A serious problem in America is the gap between academe and the mass media, which is our culture. Professors of humanities, with all their leftist fantasies, have little direct knowledge of American life and no impact whatever on public policy.
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Willa Sibert Cather
The history of every country begins in the heart of a man or woman.
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Mencius
Friendship is one mind in two bodies.
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H. Jackson Browne
Don't be afraid to go out on a limb. That's where the fruit is.
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Confucius, The Confucian Analects
If a man withdraws his mind from the love of beauty, and applies it as sincerely to the love of the virtuous; if, in serving his parents, he can exert his utmost strength; if, in serving his prince, he can devote his life; if in his intercourse with his friends, his words are sincere - although men say that he has not learned, I will certainly say that he has.
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Euripides
What greater grief than the loss of one's native land.
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Anon.
I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
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Ronald Reagan
I was alarmed at my doctor's report He said I was sound as a dollar.
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John Petit-Senn
Nothing for preserving the body like having no heart.
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Herb Caen
I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.
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