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Alan Bleasdale
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.
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Jacques Deval
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
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Carl Jung
Nothing has a stronger influence psychologically on their environment and especially on their children than the unlived life of the parent.
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Stephen Hawking
The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.
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Graffito
There is no They, Only Us.
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Benjamin Disraeli
The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can never end.
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Corinne Roosevelt Robinson
Nothing is as difficult as to achieve results in this world if one is filled full of great tolerance and the milk of human kindness. The person who achieves must generally be a one-ideaed individual, concentrated entirely on that one idea, and ruthless in his aspect toward other men and other ideas.
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George Bernard Shaw
Martyrdom is the only way a person can become famous without ability.
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Charles Peguy
A great philosophy is not one that passes final judgments and establishes ultimate truth. It is one that causes uneasiness and starts commotion.
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Marcus Tullius Cicero
A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, but the parent of all other virtues.
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Louis Untermeyer
Nothing but blackness aboveAnd nothing that moves but the cars...God, if you wish for our love,Fling us a handful of stars
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Frank Lloyd Wright
Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.
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