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Rmy de Gourmont
Very simple ideas lie within the reach only of complex minds.
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Lyman Bryson
The qualities that get a man into power are not those that lead him, once established, to use power wisely.
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William Lloyd
Nonsense and noise will oft prevail, when honour and affection fail.
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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
The worst thing you can possibly do is worrying and thinking about what you could have done.
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Amelia Earhart
As soon as we left the ground I knew I myself had to fly!
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Clifton Fadiman
For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
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Leo Tolstoy
The more we live by our intellect, the less we understand the meaning of life.
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Elayne Boosler
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
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Frank Tyger
The art of advice is to make the recipient believe he thought the thought of it himself.
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Steve Aylett, Toxicology (a book, 1999)
The truth is easiest to disprove - its defenses are down.
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Dorothy Parker, book review
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, Meditations
Whatever is in any way beautiful hath its source of beauty in itself, and is complete in itself; praise forms no part of it. So it is none the worse nor the better for being praised.
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