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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone.
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Dr. Joyce Brothers
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
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Herbert Henry Asquith
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
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Bill Cosby
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Steve Pershing
Always treat people with respect and kindness, for they may be selected to be on your jury.
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Voltaire
You despise books; you whose lives are absorbed in the vanities of ambition, the pursuit of pleasure or indolence; but remember that all the known world, excepting only savage nations, is governed by books.
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Las
I know where we're going, I just don't know where that IS
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W. Somerset Maugham
American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers.
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Joseph Stalin
The people who cast the votes do not decide an election, the people who count the votes do.
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Blaise Pascal
We know truth, not only by reason, but also by the heart.
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French Proverb
He is rich who owes nothing.
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Brian Weir
In order to be walked on, you have to be lying down.
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