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Van Wyck Brooks
The American mind, unlike the English, is not formed by books, but, as Carl Sandburg once said to me, by newspapers and the Bible.
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William Hazlitt
Envy, among other ingredients, has a mixture of love of justice in it. We are more angry at undeserved than at deserved good fortune.
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Maria Montessori
We teachers can only help the work going on, as servants wait upon a master.
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Seneca
What once were vices are manners now.
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Mark Twain, The Mysterious Stranger
Are you so unobservant that you do not yet realize that sanity and hapiness are an impossible combination?
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William Shakespeare
Blow, blow, thou winter wind Thou art not so unkind, As man's ingratitude.
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George Eliot
The golden moments in the stream of life rush past us and we see nothing but sand; the angels come to visit us, and we only know them when they are gone.
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Jean-Paul Sartre
Everything has been figured out except how to live.
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Johann Georg von Zimmermann
Open your mouth and purse cautiously, and your stock of wealth and reputation shall, at least in repute, be great.
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Confucius, The Confucian Analects
The people may be made to follow a path of action, but they may not be made to understand it.
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Barry Goldwater
Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice; moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.
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Richard Harkness
What is a committee A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
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