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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

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Ted Morgan

Howard Hughes was able to afford the luxury of madness, like a man who not only thinks he is Napoleon but hires an army to prove it.


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Terence

Nothing is so difficult but that it may be found out by seeking.


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John Russell

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.


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Rabbi Harold Kushner

I would rather think of life as a good book. The further you get into it, the more it begins to come together and make sense.


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Zachariah Johnson

The people are not to be disarmed of their weapons. They are left in full possession of them.


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Arnold Edinborough

Curiosity is the very basis of education and if you tell me that curiosity killed the cat, I say only the cat died nobly.


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Henry David Thoreau

Nay, be a Columbus to whole new continents and worlds within you, opening new channels, not of trade, but of thought. Every man is the lord of a realm beside which the earthly empire of the Czar is but a petty state, a hummock left by the ice.


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Plutarch

Let us carefully observe those good qualities wherein our enemies excel us and endeavor to excel them, by avoiding what is faulty, and imitating what is excellent in them.


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Chuang-tzu

Easy is right. Begin right and you are easy. Continue easy and you are right. The right way to go easy Is to forget the right way And forget that the going is easy.


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John Keats

Tis the witching hour of night, Orbed is the moon and bright,
And the stars they glisten, glisten,
Seeming with bright eyes to listen
For what listen they?


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Chinese Proverb

If heaven made him, earth can find some use for him.


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Samuel Johnson

You raise your voice when you should reinforce your argument.



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