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Henry James
Cats and monkeys; monkeys and cats; all human life is there.
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Cato the Elder
Tis sometimes the height of wisdom to feign stupidity.
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Henry David Thoreau
Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.
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Eva Pern
Almsgiving tends to perpetuate poverty aid does away with it once and for all. Almsgiving leaves a man just where he was before. Aid restores him to society as an individual worthy of all respect and not as a man with a grievance. Almsgiving is the generosity of the rich social aid levels up social inequalities. Charity separates the rich from the poor aid raises the needy and sets him on the same level with the rich.
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Marie Curie
All my life through, the new sights of nature made me rejoice like a child.
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Shakti Gawain
The universe will reward you for taking risks on its behalf.
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A. Whitney Brown
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I think a good scene in a movie would be where one scientist tells another scientist, 'You know what will save the world You're holding it in your hand.' And the other scientist looks, and in his hand are peanuts. Then when he looks up, the first scientist is being taken away to the insane asylum.
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Malcolm Stevenson Forbes
People who matter are most aware that everyone else does too.
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Oscar Wilde
Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.
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Jack Nicklaus
Achievement is largely the product of steadily raising one's levels of aspiration and expectation.
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Oscar Wilde
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
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