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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

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Andr Gide

Welcome anything that comes to you, but do not long for anything else.


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Amy Lowell

Art is the desire of a man to express himself, to record the reactions of his personality to the world he lives in.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

We are students of words: we are shut up in schools, and colleges, and recitation-rooms, for ten or fifteen years, and come out at last with a bag of wind, a memory of words, and do not know a thing.


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Lois McMaster Bujold

Children might or might not be a blessing, but to create them and then fail them was surely damnation.


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Gore Vidal

Every time a friend succeeds, I die a little.


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D. H. Lawrence

The human soul needs actual beauty more than bread.


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Arthur Godfrey

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.


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Rebecca West

Life ought to be a struggle of desire toward adventures whose nobility will fertilize the soul.


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Eugene Reuweler

The true God is the unknown God to the natural man and also the unknowable God without His revelation in Christ. God is not only invisible to man's sight , but also to man's senses. In Christ is found a God who is near, who hears, who cares, who loves, and who saves. 'For God, who commanded the light to shine out of darkness, hath shined in our hearts, to give the light of the knowledge of the glory of God in the face of Jesus Christ' (2 Cor. 46) 'All things are delievered unto me of my Father and no man knoweth the Son, but the Father neither knoweth any man the Father, save the son, and he to whomsoever the Son will reveal him' (Matt. 1127).


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Eleanor Roosevelt

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.


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Jalal ud-Din Rumi

Come out of the circle of time And into the circle of love.


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John Stuart Mill

If all mankind minus one were of one opinion, mankind would be no more justified in silencing that one person than he, if he had the power, would be justified in silencing mankind.



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