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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funniest Random Quotations - 129

Robert Orben

To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so.


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William Fullbright

The biggest lesson I learned from Vietnam is not to trust our own government statements. I had no idea until then that you could not rely on them.


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Henry David Thoreau, Walden, 1854

I say beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather a new wearer of clothes.


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Dwight D. Eisenhower

I would rather try to persuade a man to go along, because once I have persuaded him he will stick. If I scare him, he will stay just as long as he is scared, and then he is gone.


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Chinese Proverb

A book holds a house of gold.


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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

All things must change to something new, to something strange.


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Bede Jarrett

The world needs anger. The world often continues to allow evil because it isn't angry enough.


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Henry David Thoreau

We do not learn by inference and deduction and the application of mathematics to philosophy, but by direct intercourse and sympathy.


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Mother Teresa

There are many in the world dying for a piece of bread, but there are many more dying for a little love.


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Robert South

If there be any truer message of a man than by what he does, it must be by what he gives.


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George W. Bush

You know what's interesting about Washington It's the kind of place where second-guessing has become second nature.


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Warren Bennis

Good leaders make people feel that they're at the very heart of things, not at the periphery. Everyone feels that he or she makes a difference to the success of the organization. When that happens people feel centered and that gives their work meaning.



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