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Robert Orben
To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
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William Fullbright
The biggest lesson I learned from Vietnam is not to trust our own government statements. I had no idea until then that you could not rely on them.
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Henry David Thoreau, Walden, 1854
I say beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather a new wearer of clothes.
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Dwight D. Eisenhower
I would rather try to persuade a man to go along, because once I have persuaded him he will stick. If I scare him, he will stay just as long as he is scared, and then he is gone.
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Chinese Proverb
A book holds a house of gold.
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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
All things must change to something new, to something strange.
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Bede Jarrett
The world needs anger. The world often continues to allow evil because it isn't angry enough.
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Henry David Thoreau
We do not learn by inference and deduction and the application of mathematics to philosophy, but by direct intercourse and sympathy.
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Mother Teresa
There are many in the world dying for a piece of bread, but there are many more dying for a little love.
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Robert South
If there be any truer message of a man than by what he does, it must be by what he gives.
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George W. Bush
You know what's interesting about Washington It's the kind of place where second-guessing has become second nature.
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Warren Bennis
Good leaders make people feel that they're at the very heart of things, not at the periphery. Everyone feels that he or she makes a difference to the success of the organization. When that happens people feel centered and that gives their work meaning.
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