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Leonard Bernstein
Music . . . can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable.
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Horace
Patience makes lighter What sorrow may not heal.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why It would take about a billion ants just to AIM a gun at me, let alone fire it. And you know what I'm doing while they're aiming it at me I just sort of slip off to the side, and then suddenly run up and kick the gun out of their hands.
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William Shakespeare
Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo Deny thy father, and refuse thy name...
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Amy Vanderbilt
The modern rule is that every woman should be her own chaperon.
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W. Kelly Griffith
Any necessary work that pays an honest wage carries its own honor and dignity.
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The Metro Para pledge
We the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much, with so little, for so long, we are now qualified to do anything, with nothing.
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Mary O\'Hara
Love cannot survive if you just give it scraps of yourself, scraps of your time, scraps of your thoughts.
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Hermann Hesse
Often it is the most deserving people who cannot help loving those who destroy them.
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Plato
Poetry comes nearer to vital truth than history.
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Will Durant
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
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Henry J. Tillman
The saying Getting there is half the fun became obsolete with the advent of commercial airlines.
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