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Anais Nin, "Winter of Artifice"
Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go through. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it. This is a kind of death.
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Samuel Goldwyn
If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
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Aristotle
Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach.
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Unknown
What I said never changed anyone. What they understood did.
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Melissa Timberman
You simply *must* stop taking advice from other people.
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Elizabeth Bowen
No object is mysterious. The mystery is in your eye.
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Virgil
In quarrels such as these not ours to intervene.
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Lily Tomlin
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Jeff Melvoin
Talking perceptions, people. Do we really see each other for what we really are, or do we just see what we want to see, the image distorted by our own personal lenses I lost someone today and the funny thing is, I don't even know who she was.
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Will Rogers
Don't gamble take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.
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Herodotus
The king's might is greater than human, and his arm is very long.
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Oscar Fingall O\'Flahertie Wills Wilde
Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.
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