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Amusing Random Quotations - 187
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Unknown
Never deprive someone of hope -- it may be all they have.
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Douglas Noel Adams
When you blame others, you give up your power to change.
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Voltaire
It is far better to be silent than merely to increase the quantity of bad books.
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Claude Pepper
The mistake a lot of politicians make is forgetting they've been appointed and thinking they've been anointed.
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King Jr. Whitney
Change has a considerable psychological impact on the human mind. To the fearful it is threatening because it means that things may get worse. To the hopeful it is encouraging because things may get better. To the confident it is inspiring because the challenge exists to make things better.
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Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, Northern Exposure, All is Vanity, 1991
A man should not leave this earth with unfinished business. He should live each day as if it was a pre-flight check. He should ask each morning, am I prepared to lift-off?
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Mark Twain
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
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King Charles I
Never make a defense or an apology until you are accused.
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Jim Beggs
What we say is important for in most cases the mouth speaks what the heart is full of.
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John F. Kennedy
It is our task in our time and in our generation to hand down undiminished to those who come after us, as was handed down to us by those who went before, the natural wealth and beauty which is ours.
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Basil W. Maturin
I believe there are few whose view of life has not been affected by the stern or kindly influences of their early childhood, which threw them in upon themselves in timidity and reserve, or drew them out in genial confidence and sympathy with their fellow creatures.
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Charles Franklin Kettering
An inventor fails 999 times, and if he succeeds once, he's in. He treats his failures simply as practice shots.
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