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Thomas Carlyle
The best effect of any book is that it excites the reader to self-activity.
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Johathan Edwards
Grace is but glory begun, and glory is but grace perfected.
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George Stanley McGovern
To those who charge that liberalism has been tried and found wanting, I answer that the failure is not in the idea, but in the course of recent history. The New Deal was ended by World War II. The New Frontier was closed by Berlin and Cuba almost before it was opened. And the Great Society lost its greatness in the jungles of Indochina.
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Oscar Wilde
Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.
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Henry Graham Greene
Despair is the price one pays for setting oneself an impossible aim.
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Albert Einstein
A human being is part of a whole, called by us the Universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings, as something separated from the rest--a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circles of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty.
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Linus
I love making friends.... it's people I can't stand
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Publilius Syrus
The gods never let us love and be wise at the same time.
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Samuel Goldwyn
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.
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Alexander Hamilton
A national debt, if it is not excessive, will be to us a national blessing.
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Alexandre Dumas
Jealousy is the art of injuring ourselves more than others.
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Heinrich Heine
The German is like the slave who, without chains, obeys his masters merest word, his very glance. The condition of servitude is inherent in him, in his very soul and worse than the physical is the spiritual slavery. The Germans must be set free from wit
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