|
| |
|
|
| |
A random selection of fabulous
funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over
hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.
|
Very Funny Random Short Quotations - 110
|
Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Neither a man nor a crowd nor a nation can be trusted to act humanely or to think sanely under the influence of a great fear.
= = = = = = = = = =
Charles De Gaulle
I have heard your views. They do not harmonize with mine. The decision is taken unanimously.
= = = = = = = = = =
Sean O\'Casey
All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
= = = = = = = = = =
Johannes Trithemius, 1488
Speak of things public to the public, but of things lofty and secret only to the loftiest and most private of your friends. Hay to the ox and sugar to the parrot.
= = = = = = = = = =
Charles Robert Darwin
The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.
= = = = = = = = = =
Charles De Gaulle
I have against me the bourgeois, the military and the diplomats, and for me, only the people who take the Mtro.
= = = = = = = = = =
Mark Twain
Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
= = = = = = = = = =
Mark Twain
Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.
= = = = = = = = = =
John Dewey
There is no discipline in the world so severe as the discipline of experience subjected to the tests of intelligent development and direction.
= = = = = = = = = =
Vicki Baum
Marriage always demands the finest arts of insincerity possible between two human beings.
= = = = = = = = = =
Maya Angelou
History, despite its wrenching pain, cannot be unlived, however, if faced with courage, need not be lived again.
= = = = = = = = = =
Liza Minnelli
Reality is something you rise above.
|
| |
|
<< Now check out our massive collection of funny quotations, sayings, proverbs and maxims. >>
More Funny Quotations |
| |
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
| |
| |
|
