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Clever Random Short Quotations - 58
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Sir John A. MacDonald
A compliment is a statement of an agreeable truth; flattery is a statement of an agreeable untruth.
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G. B. Shaw
There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it
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John F. Kennedy
Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
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Marcus Tullius Cicero
Vivere est cogitare. (To think is to live)
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Raymond Chandler
When in doubt, have two guys come through the door with guns.
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Pearl Buck
Teaching is as sacred as priesthood. If one has not the concern for humanity, the love of living creatures, the vision of the priest and artist, he must not teach.
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George W. Bush, Gov. of Texas, state leading in executions
States should have the right to enact... laws...particularly to end the inhumane practice of ending a life that otherwise could live.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson, Society and Solitude: Works and Days, 1870
A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a task for life; he is to furnish, watch, show it, and keep it in repair, the rest of his days.
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George E. Woodberry
If you can't have faith in what is held up to you for faith, you must find things to believe in yourself, for a life without faith in something is too narrow a space to live.
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Samuel Butler
Loyalty is still the same,Whether it win or lose the gameTrue as a dial to the sun,Although it be not shined upon.
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Margaret Cho, weblog, 05-04-04
Some people are that - more than a parent, more than a role model, more than anything less than a religion.
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Tamil Proverb
Great anger is more destructive than the sword
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