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Humorous Random Short Quotations - 75
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Miguel de Cervantes
Man have to have friends even in hell.
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Luciano de Crescenzo
We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another.
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W. Somerset Maugham
There's always one who loves and one who lets himself be loved.
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T. S. Eliot, The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock, line 105
It is impossible to say just what I mean!
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Henry Ward Beecher
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs -- jolted by every pebble in the road.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson, Society and Solitude (1870)
As soon as there is life there is danger.
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Hans Christian Anderson
When words fail, music speaks.
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J. K. Rowling
Ah, music. A magic beyond all we do here
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Benjamin Franklin
If you would be loved, love and be lovable.
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Phyllis Diller
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
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Jerry Coleman
The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.
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Henri-Frédéric Amiel
You desire to know the art of living, my friend? It is contained in one phrase: make use of suffering.
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