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Sun-Tzu
Appraise war in terms of the fundamental factors. The first of these factors is moral influence.
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Abigail Adams
I begin to think, that a calm is not desirable in any situation in life....Man was made for action and for bustle too, I believe.
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Samuel Johnson
Our aspirations are our possibilities.
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Senator Everett Dirksen
A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking about real money.
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Cyril Connolly
Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.
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Ambrose Bierce
Quotation, n The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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Marcus Terentius Varro
The longest part of the journey is said to be the passing of the gate.
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New England Proverb
If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gives it to.
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Amos Tversky
Whenever there is a simple error that most laymen fall for, there is always a slightly more sophisticated version of the same problem that experts fall for.
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Cicero
Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education without natural ability.
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Albert Camus
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.
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Euripides, Iphigenia in Tauris, circa 412 B.C.
The day is for honest men, the night for thieves.
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