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Funniest Random Short Quotations - 19
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Aristotle
The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance.
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Oscar Wilde
I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible.
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George Orwell, 1984
The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power.
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Christina Rossetti
Silence is more musical than any song.
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Gertrude Stein
There ain't no answer. There ain't going to be any answer. There never has been an answer. That's the answer.
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German Proverb
A hedge between keeps friendship green.
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Ernest Hemingway
I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen.
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Miguel Cerbantes
Love and war are the same thing, and stratagems and policy are as allowable in the one as in the others
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Edmund S. Morgan
Children whose curiosity survives parental discipline and who manage to grow up before they blow up are invited to join the Yale faculty. Within the university they go on asking their questions and trying to find the answers ... it is a place where the world's hostility to curiosity can be defied.
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Reverend W. Awdry (1911 - 1997)
Of the parralels between the railways and the church both had their heyday in the mid-nineteenth century; both own a great deal of Gothic-style architecture which is expensive to maintain; both are regularly assailed by critics; and both are firmly convinced that they are the best means of getting man to his ultimate destination.
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Chinese Proverb
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
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William Seward Burroughs
The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants care and shelter. You don't buy love for nothing. Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.
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