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Funny Random Short Quotations - 61
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Seneca
The arts are the servant wisdom its master.
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Benjamin Johnson
It is not growing like a tree in bulk doth make man better be Or standing long an oak, three hundred year, To fall a log at last, dry, bald, and sere, A lily of a day is fairer in May Although it fall and die that night, It was the plant of flower and light, In small proportions we just beauties see And in short measures, life may perfect be.
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J. Hawes
He that cannot decidedly say, No, when tempted to evil, is on the highway to ruin. He loses the respect even of those who would tempt him, and becomes but the pliant tool and victim of their evil designs.
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Nikos Kazantzakis
I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free.
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Aesop
Gratitude is the sign of noble souls.
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Marcel Proust
We must never be afraid to go too far, for success lies just beyond.
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Anon.
Power (n) The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
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Paul Weyrich
We are different from previous generations of conservatives. We are no longer working to preserve the status quo. We are radicals, working to overturn the present power structure of this country.
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Friedrich Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human
People who comprehend a thing to its very depths rarely stay faithful to it forever. For they have brought its depths into the light of day: and in the depths there is always much that is unpleasant to see.
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Mark Russell
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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Alice Walker
Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise.
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Brigid Brophy
I refuse to consign the whole male sex to the nursery. I insist on believing that some men are my equals.
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