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Larry Flint, on the evidence against Pres Bill Clinton
(Kenneth) Star...(has) done what I could not do in a quarter century: make pornography more widely available.
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Rachel Carson
If a child is to keep alive his inborn sense of wonder, he needs the companionship of at least one adult who can share it, rediscovering with him the joy, excitement and mystery of the world we live in.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you -- ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world, ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man.
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Baronne Anne Louise Germaine Necker de Stal Stal
We understand death for the first time when he puts his hand upon one whom we love.
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Oliver L. North
I'm like John Wayne. I only play good guys.
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Meryl Streep
The great gift of human beings is that we have the power of empathy.
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W. Somerset Maugham
It is not wealth one asks for, but just enough to preserve one's dignity, to work unhampered, to be generous, frank and independent.
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Doug Larson
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living.
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Marco A. Almazan
The truly skillful politician is one who, when he comes to a fork in the road, goes both ways.
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Anon.
The world is so fast that there are days when the person who says it can't be done is interrupted by the person who is doing it.
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Protagoras, Fragment 1
Man is the measure of all things.
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Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt, p. 215
There is a particular disdain with which Siamese cats regard you. Anyone who has walked in on the Queen cleaning her teeth will be familiar with the feeling.
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