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Jerry Coleman
There's a high pop-up behind second. Richardson has got it and he's under it.
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Robert Louis Stephenson
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.
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Malcolm Stevenson Forbes
Do what's right. Do it right. Do it right now.
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Andy McIntyre
If you think education is expensive, Try Ignorance!!!
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Native American
The Great Spirit, who made all things, made every thing for some use, and whatever use he designed anything for, that use it should always be put to. Now, when he made rum, he said 'Let this be for the Indians to get drunk with,' and it must be so.
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Alec Bourne
If you can't have faith in what is held up to you for faith, you must find things to believe in yourself, for a life without faith in something is too narrow a space to live.
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Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker
The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.
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Tacitus
It is human nature to hate him whom you have injured.
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Frank Lloyd Wright
Freedom is from within.
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General Douglas McArthur
The enemy is in front of us, the enemy is behind us, the enemy is to the right and to the left of us. They can’t get away this time!!!
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Zora Neale Hurston
Ships at a distance have every man's wish on board. For some they come in with the tide. For others they sail forever on the horizon, never out of sight, never landing until the Watcher turns his eyes away in resignation, his dreams mocked to death by Time. That is the life of men.
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Benjamin Disraeli
I repeat...that all power is a trust; that we are accountable for its exercise; that from the people, and for the people all springs, and all must exist.
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