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Marilyn Monroe
I want to grow old without facelifts. I want to have the courage to be loyal to the face I have made.
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Sir Winston Churchill
From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.
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Gilbert Keith Chesterton
It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh Because it is a gravely religious matter it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd for only man can be dignified.
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Pythagorus
Respect yourself most of all.
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Jack London
You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
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Aristotle
The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law.
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Ursula Le Guin
You must come to terms with your wholeself. the wholeness which exceeds all our virtue and all our vice.
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George Washington, First Inaugural Address, Apr. 30, 1789
The preservation of the sacred fire of liberty and the destiny of the republican model of government are justly considered... deeply, ...finally, staked on the experiment entrusted to the hands of the American people.
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Alec Bourne
It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
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Orson Scott Card, Xenocide
The future is a hundred thousand threads, but the past is a fabric that can never be rewoven.
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Albert Schweitzer
Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light.
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John Gunther
Count Hermann Keyserling once said truly that the greatest American superstition was belief in facts.
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