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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Random Short Quotations - 17

Pearl Buck, The Joy of Children, 1964

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it.


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Thomas Guthrie

Do it now. It is not safe to leave a generous feeling to the cooling influences of the world.


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William Shakespeare, "King Lear", Act 3 scene 4

Oh, that way madness lies; let me shun that.


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Clarence Darrow

I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure-that is all that agnosticism means.


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Benjamin Franklin

If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are rotten, either write things worth reading or do things worth the writing.


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German Proverb

Anger without power is folly.


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H.P. Lovecraft

The most merciful thing in the world . . . is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.


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Robert J. Collier

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out...


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G. Campbell Morgan

The Jesus that men want to see is not the Jesus they really need to see.


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Aubrey Menen

The essence of success is that it is never necessary to think of a new idea oneself. It is far better to wait until somebody else does it, and then to copy him in every detail, except his mistakes.


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Michelangelo

I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free.


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Jim

It is difficult to live in the present, ridiculous to live in the future, and impossible to live in the past. Nothing is as far away as one minute ago.



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