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Sophocles
Money There's nothing in the world so demoralizing as money.
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Tallulah Bankhead
Here's a rule I recommend Never practice two vices at once.
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Terence
Their silence is sufficient praise.
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Robert Green Ingersoll
Hope, deceitful as it is, serves at least to lead us to the end of our lives by an agreeable route.
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Author Unknown
The human mind must believe in something, so why not let it believe what it does believe.
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Robert Louis Stevenson
The mark of a good action is that it appears inevitable in retrospect.
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Plato
Justice will only exist where those not affected by injustice are filled with the same amount of indignation as those offended.
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Johann von Goethe
We must always change, renew, rejuvenate ourselves otherwise we harden.
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Norman Vincent Peale
Any fact facing us is not as important as our attitude toward it, for that determines our success or failure. The way you think about a fact may defeat you before you ever do anything about it. You are overcome by the fact because you think you are.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I think there probably should be a rule that if you're talking about how many loaves of bread a bullet will go through, it's understood that you mean lengthwise loaves. Otherwise, it makes no sense.
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George Walker Bush
Terrorist attacks can shake the foundations of our biggest buildings, but they cannot touch the foundation of America. These acts shatter steel, but they cannot dent the steel of American resolve. referring to the September '11
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Socrates
Remember what is unbecoming to do is also unbecoming to speak of.
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