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Rita Mae Brown
About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them, and some won't like you at all.
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Thomas Huxley
Agnosticism simply means that a man shall not say he knows or believes that for which he has no grounds for professing to believe.
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Edmund Wilson
There is nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income.
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Sir Arthur Eddington, Space, Time, and Gravitation, 1920
We have found a strange footprint on the shores of the unknown. We have devised profound theories, one after another, to account for its origins. At last, we have succeeded in reconstructing the creature that made the footprint. And lo! It is our own.
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Samuel Johnson
As I know more of mankind I expect less of them, and am ready now to call a man a good man upon easier terms than I was formerly.
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Dale Carnegie
One of the most tragic things I know about human nature is that all of us tend to put off living. We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon-instead of enjoying the roses blooming outside our windows today.
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Ripley D. Saunders
Just being happy helps other souls along Their burdens may be heavy and they not strong And your own sky will lighten, If other skies you brighten, by just being happy with a heart full of song.
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Unknown
There was never in the history of the world a great politician who was not hated by large numbers of inferior men.
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Cicero
Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others.
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Trey Parker and Matt Stone, South Park, Death, 1997
I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.
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Gerard C. Eakedale
Recognition is the greatest motivator.
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William Makepeace Thackeray
I would rather make my name than inherit it.
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