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Humour Random Short Quotations - 94
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Spider-Man
Uncle Ben With great power, comes great responsibility.
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Steven Wright
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
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Maya Angelou
The need for change bulldozed a road down the center of my mind.
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William Shakespeare, "The Tempest", Act 1 scene 2
Fill all thy bones with aches.
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Pogo
We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.
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George Will
The Berlin Wall is the defining achievement of socialism.
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Thomas Huxley
The great end of life is not knowledge but action.
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Andrew Carnegie
The man who dies rich dies disgraced.
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Frances Burnett
If nature made you a giver, your hands are born open, and so is your heart. And though there may be times when your hands are empty, your heart is always full, and you can give things out of that.
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Oscar Wilde
Illusion is the first of all pleasures.
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Dag Hammarskjold
Life only demands from you the strength you possess. Only one feat is possible - not to have run away.
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Leo Tolstoy
The chief difference between words and deeds is that words are always intended for men for their approbation, but deeds can be done only for God.
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