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Robert G. Ingersoll
The true civilization is where every man gives to every other every right that he claims for himself.
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Isak Dinesen
Love won't be tampered with, love won't go away. Push it to one side and it creeps to the other.
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Mark Twain
When in doubt, tell the truth.
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William Shakespeare
I am wealthy in my friends.
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
People have declaimed against luxury for 2000 years, in verse and in prose, and people have always delighted in it.
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Alfred Adler
The feeling of inferiority rules the mental life and can be clearly recognized as the sense of incompleteness and unfulfillment ... both of individuals and of humanity.
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Franklin D. Roosevelt
Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds.
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Jefferson Davis
I worked night and day for twelve years to prevent the war, but I could not. The North was mad and blind, would not let us govern ourselves, and so the war came.
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William Shakespeare
Their understanding Begins to swell and the approaching tide Will shortly fill the reasonable shores That now lie foul and muddy.
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Robert Burton
Like dogs in a wheel, birds in a cage, or squirrels in a chain, ambitious men still climb and climb, with great labor, and incessant anxiety, but never reach the top.
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D. H. Lawrence
I have never seen a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A little bird will fall dead, frozen from a bough, without ever having felt sorry for itself.
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Jonathan Swift, Miscellanies, 1711
Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping.
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