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Lenny Bruce
The whole motivation for any performer is 'Look at me, Ma.'
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Jean Grey Mutation. It is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow and normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millennia, evolution leaps forward.
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Earl Nightingale
Courage changes things for the better...With courage you can stay with something long enough to succeed at it, realizing that it usually takes two, three or four times as long to succeed as you thought or hoped.
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Heinrich Gotthard von Treitschke
Millions must plough and forge and dig in order that a few thousand may write and paint and study.
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Thomas Mann
All interest in disease and death is only another expression of interest in life.
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German proverb
Never give advice unless asked.
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Benjamin Franklin
There are three great friends an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
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Ray Kroc
The quality of an individual is reflected in the standards they set for themselves.
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Albert Einstein
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
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Sigmund Freud
From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
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Graham Greene
Unhappiness in a child accumulates because he sees no end to the dark tunnel. The thirteen weeks of a term might just as well be thirteen years.
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Sir Philip Sidney
Alexander received more bravery of mind by the pattern of Achilles, than by hearing the definition of fortitude.
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