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Henry Havelock Ellis
Dancing is the loftiest, the most moving, the most beautiful of the arts, because it is no mere translation or abstraction from life, it is life itself.
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Paul Gauguin
Art is either plagiarism or revolution.
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Andrew Schneider
I used to think of all the billions of people in the world, and of all those people, how was I going to meet the right ones The right ones to be my friends, the right one to be my husband. Now I just believe you meet the people you're supposed to meet.
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Plutarch
Learn to be pleased with everything with wealth, so far as it makes us beneficial to others with poverty, for not having much to care for, and with obscurity, for being unenvied.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
At times one remains faithful to a cause only because its opponents do not cease to be insipid.
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Albert Einstein
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
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Bob Talbert
Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best.
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Andrew Schneider
Time for the weather report. It's cold out folks. Bonecrushing cold. The kind of cold which will wrench the spirit out of a young man, or forge it into steel.
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Douglas Hurd
It is not helpful to help a friend by putting coins in his pockets when he has got holes in his pockets.
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Will Durant
Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos.
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Miguel de Cervantes
I must follow him through thick and thin.
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Demosthenes
Nothing is easier than self-deceit. For what each man wishes, that he also believes to be true.
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