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Epictetus
Bear in mind that you should conduct yourself in life as at a feast.
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Eugene Delacroix
Do all the work you can; that is the whole philosophy of the good way of life.
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G. K. Chesterton
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
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Alvaro de Solva
It used to take courage--indeed, it was the act of courage par excellence--to leave the comforts of home and family and go out into the world seeking adventure. Today there are fewer places to discover, and the real adventure is to stay at home.
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Unknown
Plan like you will live forever, live like you will die tomorrow.
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Oriana Fallaci
Henry Kissinger may have wished I had presented him as a combination of Charles DeGaulle and Disraeli, but I didn't. . .out of respect for DeGaulle and Disraeli. I described him as a cowboy because thats how he described himself. If I were a cowboy I would be offended.
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Elizabeth Cady Stanton, O Magazine, October 2003
With age come the inner, the higher life. Who would be forever young, to dwell always in externals?
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Kathleen Norris
Before you begin a thing, remind yourself that difficulties and delays quite impossible to foresee are ahead. If you could see them clearly, naturally you could do a great deal to get rid of them but you can't. You can only see one thing clearly and that is your goal. Form a mental vision of that and cling to it through thick and thin.
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Kristen Ashley Roth
Hate no one, for hate is a starving beast who has just found its prey.
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Jose Ortega y Gasset
Excellence means when a man or woman asks of himself more than others do.
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Immanuel Kant, CRITIQUE OF PURE REASON
Human reason is by nature architectonic.
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld
We all have strength enough to endure the misfortunes of others.
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